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Are All Vampires Sexy?

Eric from TV’s True Blood, played by Alexander Skaarsgard

The simple answer is – NO

TV and movies have done much to perpetuate the notion that all vampires are sexy. According to some, we vampires think more about sex than we do blood. But like most things related to personal taste, sexiness is a very subjective quality.

“One man’s meat is another man’s poison.”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”

“Insert witty proverb here”

As you should be aware by now (and if you’re not, you better read Vampires Revealed fast) vampires emit a subconsious broadcast which makes us appear beautiful to the human eye. Appearing beautiful never hurt anyone, in fact it usually opens a few doors – virtually and literally. Physically beauty in someone of your sexual preference generally leads to a perception of being sexy.

Vampires use their apparent beauty and allure to attract prey. Much easier to feed unnoticed if the victim comes to you. What you must remember is, in most cases, what you are seeing is a deception; a trick on your mind. You must be aware of this and look closer. Better advice is to stop looking and run like Hell.

Quite frankly I am growing increasingly more angry with media portrayal of vampires. Previously we were only ever seen as blood-drinking monsters, now more frequently we are portrayed as sex-machines. The media never get it right.

Below are some of the “sexiest” vampires portrayed in TV and movies, as voted by humans on some ridiculous entertainment website.

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Posted by on July 2, 2012 in Answers, Commentary, Myths

 

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