Just because some silly TV show use a fancy special effect, doesn’t make it fact or real
Now I know a lot of you think you are experts because you’ve read heaps of vampire books and watched movies and TV. None of the people involved with creating these mediums would recognise a vampire if he came up and bit them on the neck. They live in fantasy land, and that’s what they sell you…FANTASY.
Who am I am to tell you about vampires? Well for starters, I am a vampire. Been around for 3000 years. How many vampires do you know are willing to sit down and share all their knowledge with you?
Enough with the ranting, back to the subject at hand. Vampires are creatures of action not feeling. Our brains are wired almost the exact opposite of humans, in so much as the conscious mind has majority control. It is the subconcious mind where emotions live and are processed. In vampires, the subconsious mind only equates to about 10-20% of brain function.
Without the space to process emotions this is why, to humans at least, vampires appear to be ‘cold’ or ‘aloof’. Whereas to vampires, humans come across as over-emotional weaklings.
In closing, vampires don’t: pee, poop, sweat or cry. Any other bodily functions you want to know about? Submit a question: Contact Bektamun